I wonder who brought ebola to the United States….
My boss wanted to see my tattoo (the anti-possession one) today and he was like “What possessed you to get that?!” and I just
Trying to be angry at your best friend like
IS THAT SLENDERMAN IN MY CLOSET
update: it’s my suit
WAIT I DON’T OWN A SUIT
update: it’s my roommates no need to panic
"Tumblrs a loving open community, UNLESS UR WHITE/MALE/CIS/STRAIGHT"
Translation: “I’m upset that there’s like, one place that doesn’t cater to my privileges.”